I'm a Bassist, that's right, a person that plays an instrument that sounds like "Base" but is spelled "Bass". In my role as a Bassist I have come to love the simplicity in both foundational structure and embellishment that is required of my function in the band. I am required

As someone working in technology I am frequently asked "How can I get out from under all these emails?". My reply is simply "Delete them". It's only when people realize that I am not joking that they run off to find some other solution or just decide to continue living